Investigator's Log:
Received report of a series of high-profile biscuit heists across the city. Suspect: The Shadow Biscuit Bandit, a master of deception and a lover of all things biscuit.
Initial Evidence:
'Witnesses' claim to have seen the suspect in the vicinity of several bakeries, all within a 5-block radius of the city center. Suspicious activity includes:
We have reason to believe the suspect may be hiding in plain sight, using a network of underground biscuit storage facilities.
Next Steps:
Interview with local baker, Mrs. Butterworth:
Dig through the suspect's known associates, a shadowy figure known only as "The Pastry King".