Bunker 101: The Most Exclusive Guest House in the Underground
Welcome, esteemed guest, to the most exclusive guest house in the underground. We've got everything you need to feel like a high-stakes fugitive on-the-run.
Our bunker is equipped with the finest in:
- Self-sustaining oxygen supply
- State-of-the-art security system
- Faux-leather couches
- Unlimited supply of canned goods
- A fully-stocked bar serving only the finest in underground cocktails
But don't just take our word for it! Check out the reviews:
- "I never felt safer in my life, except for that one time I was on a sinking submarine." - John, Seasoned Fugitive
- "I've been hiding from my ex for months, and Bunker 101 is the real deal." - Rachel, Disgruntled Ex
Want to book a room? Click the button below to reserve your spot:
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can try your hand at the VIP Suite.
