Lost Children: A Guide to the Most Unfortunate Visitors
Warning: The following individuals are not recommended for any social interaction. They are lost, confused, and probably hungry.
1. The Tourist
A visitor from the city who still thinks the world revolves around them. They will likely ask for directions to the nearest Starbucks.
See also: Lost Tourists
2. The Procrastinator
A visitor who has been here for weeks, still hasn't figured out how to use the toaster, and is convinced it's a 'learning experience'.
See also: Lost Procrastinators
3. The Selfie Taker
A visitor who can't go 5 minutes without taking a selfie. Their face will be in 90% of the photos.
See also: Selfie Takers