Step 1: Listen for loud, incessant chattering. Noisy goblins are known for their incessant, ear-piercing prattle.
Learn how to handle encounters with a Noisy Goblin
Listen for a constant stream-of-consciousness monologue, often involving the intricacies of their favorite snacks.
Noisy goblins are known to fidget constantly, often with their feet or a nearby object, while simultaneously discussing the merits of their latest obsession.
Noisy goblins are drawn to anything sparkly or shiny, often becoming fixated on it for extended periods.
Remember, if you suspect someone (or something) might be a Noisy Goblin, trust your instincts and take action.
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Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, seek refuge in a Noisy Goblin hiding place
Stay vigilant, members!