Noisy-Goblins Code of Conduct

As a Noisy Goblin, you are expected to maintain a certain level of chaos and disorder in the workplace. However, this does not excuse excessive noise-making. Please refrain from:

• Playing the kazoo at the water cooler during meetings
• Engaging in loud, off-key singing during lunch breaks
• Using the fire alarm as a makeshift microphone

But, on the other hand, we do encourage you to:

• Host spontaneous jam sessions during happy hour
• Participate in the weekly "Noise-Off" competitions
• Use your best "ca-ching" noises during important presentations

Remember, Noisy Goblins are known for their creativity and flair. Channel it wisely.