Welcome to the Guild of Unapologetic Self-Improvement

Here you can find an endless supply of compliments tailored to the discerning member of our guild.

Selfies that Say it All

Properly Criticized by Our Esteemed Members

Our Specialized Trolling Team

Properly Sourced Criticism, for the Truly Discerning

Here are a few of our favorites:

1. "Your beard is on fire, literally, I've seen more flames on a toaster." Learn more about our expertly crafted criticism

2. "Your outfit is a bold statement, a statement that screams 'I have no idea what I'm doing'." Get more fashion advice from our experts

3. "Your cooking skills are on par with a kindergartener's playdate, but at least you tried." Take a cooking class with our renowned instructors