We're a secret society of bureaucratic ninjas. Our motto? By the power of paperwork, we will conquer all.
Don't. Just... don't. We're highly selective. Very. Read the Initiation Instructions.
We like to call it "due diligence." It's a thing.
No. Just no. That's not how we do things. Learn about the intricacies of Paperwork Politics.
We're working on it. Sort of. Read the latest updates on our Action Plan.