Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Stolen Donuts

Case File: DB-001

Case Type: High-Profiled Donut Heist

Location: The Bureaucratic-Bonanza HQ

Time: 08:00 AM, 23rd February 2023

Involved Parties:

• Deputy-Deviator, Jane Doe
• Deputy-Bonanza, John Smith
• The Mysterious Donut Thief (Identity Unknown)

Case Summary:

On the morning of 23rd February 2023, at approximately 08:00 AM, a high-profiled donut heist took place at The Bureaucratic-Bonanza HQ. A total of 17 donuts, worth approximately $1,000,000, were stolen from the secure donut storage room.

Investigation:

• Initial Review of Security Footage: The Mysterious Donut Thief was seen entering the secure donut storage room via the ventilation system.
• Forensic Analysis: Evidence of donut crumbs and pastry bag fragments were discovered on the floor.
• Witness Statements: Several witnesses reported seeing a suspicious character lurking around the area.

Next Steps:

Deputy-Deviator and Deputy-Bonanza are currently following up on leads and interviewing witnesses.

Continue to Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Coffee