Deputy Deviator's Cat Code Conduct
A Guide to Not Getting Kicked Out of the Guild
By the power of the feline overlords, you are hereby bound to follow these sacred rules.
- Do not feed the cats. They have their own food.
- Do not pet the cats. They are not your friends.
- Do not try to touch the cats. They will not be swiped at. They will be swiped.
- Do not make eye contact. The less you look, the less you will get looked at.