For all your bureaucratic needs, I am the one to contact.
Email: deputydeviator@intergalactic.gov
Phone: 1-800-DEVIATOR (1-800-338-4887)
Fax: 1-800-DEVIATOR-1 (1-800-338-4884)
Or, if you insist on visiting in person, my office is located at:
123 Bureaucratic Boulevard, Bureaucracy City, 12345
Hours of operation: Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm (excluding intergalactic holidays)
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try reaching out to my trusted assistant, Bob.