Section 5: The Bureaucratic Form

Fill out this form in triplicate, with two copies of each document in triplicate, and send it to us via carrier pigeon.

Section 5.1: Request for Officially Mandated Documentation

Name: Date: Reason for Request: Submit

Don't forget to include a stamped copy of your birth certificate, two notarized letters of recommendation, and a signed affidavit from a licensed attorney.

Hyperlinks to additional forms:

• Section 6: The Mandatory Review Process
• Section 7: The Appeal Process (for when all else fails)