Cyber-Deputy Form - Section 3: The Plot Thickens

Deputy-Deviator's Guide to Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

As you've progressed through the previous sections, you've likely mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. But don't get too comfortable, because things are about to get real.

• Learn to make a good excuse for why you're not doing your work.
• Develop a keen sense of self-doubt, because who needs confidence, anyway?
• Practice the art of staring at a blank piece of paper for hours.
• Perfect the technique of eating a whole pizza by yourself while "working."