As a Deputy-Deviator, you are expected to know when to keep your trap shut. This chapter covers the art of saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing. Learn about the art of not being a snitch.
This is where things get tricky. You see, as a Deputy-Deviator, you have the right to free speech, but not the responsibility. Learn how to say "I don't care" without actually caring. Read about the importance of feigning apathy.
Don't get us started on Chapter 3: The Fine Art of Pretending to Care While Actually Not Caring At All.