Deputy-Deviator's Policy Paradoxical Paradise

Welcome to the most bureaucratic, yet bewildering, policy paradise this side of the bureaucratic spectrum. I'm Deputy-Deviator, and I'm here to guide you through the maze of rules, regulations, and utter confusion that is our beloved Paradise.

Our Core Policy

In this, our glorious Paradise, the core policy is as follows:

• Article 1: All policies are subject to change without notice, because, why not?
• Article 2: The only rule we actually have is that all rules are optional, except for the ones that are not.

Subpolicy 1: The Great Bureaucracy Shift

We're constantly reorganizing ourselves, so you may find that our departmental layout has shifted. Don't worry, it's just the Great Bureaucracy Shift! It's like a game of bureaucratic musical chairs, where the chairs are all just slightly differently shaped and coloured.

Read more about the Great Bureaucracy Shift

Subpolicy 2: The Departmental Dance

Every Thursday, we'll have a meeting to discuss the meaninglessness of meetings. Join us for an evening of pointless discussions, awkward small talk, and the occasional awkward silence.

Learn more about The Departmental Dance