We, the undersigned Deputy-Deviator's Red-Tape-Rodeo Guild Members

Are petitioning the higher-ups to provide more tape for our esteemed organization.

• We need more tape for the inevitable duct-tape repairs.
• More tape for the arts and crafts projects we're secretly doing on the side.
• And, of course, more tape for the inevitable alien invasion.

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