Agenda Item 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape Entanglement
Deputy-Deviator reported on the current state of red tape entanglement in the Guild. Current estimates indicate that it will take at least 17 forms to be completed before the paperwork is done.
Discussion ensued, with various members offering suggestions on how to expedite the process. Suggestions included, but were not limited to:
- Using a combination of crayons and scissors to cut through the red tape.
- Implementing a system of pulleys and levers to reduce paperwork fatigue.
- Forming a union to demand more efficient filing systems.
Action Items:
- Deputy-Deviator to investigate further into the use of pulleys and levers.
- Guild members to bring in more crayons and scissors for the next meeting.
- Form a union, obviously.