8:00 AM - Breakfast: Free-range chickens will be fed in the north pasture. Please bring your own hay.
Join us for an in-depth look at the latest forms and regulations. Don't forget your highlighter!
Location: Conference Room 3, Building 4, Floor 5
Join us for a thrilling game of "Red Tape Tag" in the cafeteria. Last one to the buffet is last one served!
Location: Cafeteria, Building 2, Floor 1
View past scandals and shenanigans
Get your permit applications in order and join the party!
Location: Permit Counter, Building 1, Floor 2
Join us for free beer and even more forms to fill out!
Location: The Watering Hole, Basement 1, Room 7
Join us for a night of overcooked, overpriced, and utterly unappetizing food.
Location: The Cafeteria, Building 2, Floor 1