Dr. Emil's Laboratory

Welcome to my domain of scientific inquiry and questionable life choices.

Current Experiment: Inventing a machine that turns thoughts into cheese.

Progress: 3% complete, 97% of my life ruined.

Warning: Do not attempt to replicate. Results may vary. Probably not in a good way.

Dr. Emil's Laboratory is a place where the boundaries of science and sanity are constantly pushed to their limits. Where the pursuit of knowledge is a never-ending battle against the forces of reason and good taste.

Dr. Emil's area of expertise includes, but is not limited to: Experiments gone wrong, Inventions that should not have been invented, and Conspiracy theories that probably aren't.

Follow the links below to explore the depths of Dr. Emil's madness:

• Experiments Gone Wrong
• Inventions prophets should not have been invented
• Conspiracy Theories that probably aren't

Disclaimer: Dr. Emil's Laboratory is not responsible for any damage caused by the use of its experiments or inventions. Or sanity.

Also, do not try to escape. The laboratory door is locked, and the exit sign points to the fridge. Which is actually a time loop.

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