Frequently Asked Questions (and Mottoes) of the Guild Members

Here are some frequently asked questions, and our responses, plus some of our favourite mottoes:

Q: Why are the Guild Members so good at their craft?

A: Because we have to be, it's in our job description.

Q: What is the secret to success?

A: It's not a secret, but it involves a lot of coffee and/or dark magic.

Q: What is the deal with the weird ritualistic dance we do on Tuesdays?

A: That's just Tuesday afternoon.

Mottoes of the Guild Members:

And that's all for now.

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