The Bean Count Champion's FAQ

Q: What does it mean to be a Bean Count Champion?

A: It means you've mastered the art of counting beans. You've got a trophy case full of golden bean-counting awards, and a certificate that says you're officially better at it than the rest of us.

Q: How do I become a Bean Count Champion?

A: It's not easy, but here's the secret: count 100 beans in under 10 minutes, 500 beans in under 30 minutes, and 1000 beans in under an hour. If you can do that, we'll mail you a trophy. No, seriously, it's not that hard.

Q: What's the most challenging part of being a Bean Count Champion?

A: The constant pressure to count beans. The pressure's always on. You can't even go to the bathroom without thinking, "Am I counting the beans right? Am I counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...". It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it.

Q: What about the social benefits of being a Bean Count Champion?

A: Well, it's not exactly like being a superhero or a rockstar, but you'll get a free membership to the Guild of Exceptional Bean Counters, which comes with a fancy badge that says "I can count 1000 beans in under an hour, you can't".