Firestart: Baron Von Ember's Pyro-Code of Conduct

Article 1: Thou shalt not start a fire in the kitchen. Or anywhere else. We have sprinkler systems, not fire insurance.

Article 2: Thou shalt not burn down thy neighbor's house. Unless they've been threatening to burn down thine. Then it's a free-for-all.

Article 3: Thou shalt not use fire magic to cook thy meals. Our guild's chef is appalled by thy lack of culinary skills.

Article 4: Thou shalt not set off the fire alarms during meetings. We're trying to burn through our agenda here.

Article 5: Thou shalt not get too close to the fire pits. We have liability forms to fill out for that.

Article 6: Thou shalt not use fire magic to rekindle thy love life. We have HR for that.