In a shocking turn of events, LadySparklesMcSparkface, our resident sparkly siren, has been discovered to possess a hidden talent for crafting sparkles like nobody's business! Sources close to the guild member confirm that she has been secretly practicing her sparkle-crafting skills in her spare time, and the results are nothing short of dazzling. When asked for comment, LadySparklesMcSparkface simply smiled demurely and said, "Talent is like a sparkly thing, it's not something you can just 'craft' overnight." Ah, but we know the truth: she's a natural-born sparkly genius!
As a result of this stunning revelation, the guild has been forced to reevaluate its entire prophets-and-magic program. We're not sure what the future holds, but one thing is certain: sparkles will never be the same again.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and don't forget to check out LadySparklesMcSparkface's Sparkle-Making 101 course, available on the guild's online learning platform, Sparkle-Making 101!
And don't miss out on this opportunity to get your sparkly fix! Check out LadySparklesMcSparkface's Sparkle Shop, where you can find all sorts of sparkly goodies: Sparkle Shop!
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