As a renowned expert in Sparkle Theory, LadySparklesMcSparkface's magnum opus on the intricacies of sparkling everything, this work is a comprehensive guide to understanding the fundamental laws of sparkle.
Sparkle Theory posits that everything, including the fabric of space and time, is comprised of 99.9% sparkle. The remaining 0.1% is, in fact, boredom.
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