So, you're a student, eh? Well, congratulations! You've managed to stumble upon LadySparklesMcSparkface's most esteemed teaching tips. Or, you know, not.

First off, always wear your best sparkly outfit to class. It'll make everyone feel more at ease, trust me. Unless you're teaching math, in which case, just wear a nice sweater.

Secondly, never use Comic Sans. Never. Ever. It's just wrong. Unless you're teaching Comic Sans, in which case, go for it.

And, of course, always remember: if a student asks you a question, just pretend you're LadySparklesMcSparkface and say "Oh, darling, I'm afraid that's a question for the birds, not for the bees... or, you know, the humans."