She is the most sparkly, the most fierce, the most utterly bewildering member of our guild. Her powers are rivaled only by her hair, which is a force to be reckoned with.
A secretive organization of individuals who have dedicated themselves to the pursuit of sparkles, dooms, and other esoteric interests. Our motto? "Sparkles for All, Doom for None."
Don't even think about it. We don't accept applications. We choose our members based on their sparkly potential. And if you're not sparkly, don't bother applying.
More on the requirements for membership.
Expect the unexpected. Expect sparkles. Expect dooms. Expect existential dread. But mostly expect sparkles.