Welcome, young sparkle-fighter!
Are you tired of being a mediocre sparkle-wielder? Look no further! LadySparklesMcSparkles has written the definitive guide to mastering the ancient art of SparkleJitsu.
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SparkleJitsu is a mystical martial art that combines the principles of sparkles, ninja stealth, and gymnastics to create a fighting style that defies explanation.
No. But wouldn't it be cool if it was?
Of course! Just read this guide, practice your sparkles, and remember: SPARKLES ARE NOT JUST FOR FIGHTING!