Recipe 001: "The Inflammation of Pain"

Ingredients

• 1 cup of regret
• 2 cups of despair
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
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Instructions

1. Mix the regret, despair, and existential dread together in a large bowl.
2. Stir counterclockwise for precisely 17.5 minutes.
3. Pour the mixture into a pan and set it on fire.
4. Stir some more.
5. Repeat steps 3-5 until the mixture is consumed by the flames.

Side Effects

This recipe has been known to cause:

• Certainly, probably, possibly, inflammation of the pain receptors.
• Temporary loss of sanity.
• Permanent loss of taste buds.
• Uncontrollable crying.