Objective: Establish a foothold on the planet Xylophia-IV, a world so hostile it'll make you question the fabric of reality.
Brutalists, assemble! Your mission is to survive the unforgiving environment, find the fabled Gloopernuts, and return with enough intel to solidify our claim on this unforgiving rock.
But be warned: Xylophia-IV's native Geology 101: Planetary Perils course will prepare you for the worst-case scenarios.
We'll be monitoring your transmissions, so don't forget to check in with your Communication Protocols before and after your mission.
Good luck, and don't get Gloopernutsed!