FAQs for Firestarters of the Guild of Unrelenting Fury

Q: What is the Guild of Unrelenting Fury?

A: It's a secret society of fire-starters who have mastered the art of setting fires with their minds, not just their matches. We're like the Illuminati, but with more explosions.

Q: What kind of fires do you start?

A: We start fires that are 90% flames, 10% existential dread. Our fires are like the ones that haunt you in your dreams, but with more smoke and less self-doubt.

Q: Are you guys, like, pyromaniacs or something?

A: No. We're not pyromaniacs. That's just a myth perpetuated by the non-fire-starting community to make us look bad. In reality, we're highly trained professionals who use our powers for the greater good (and by 'greater good', we mean to watch the world burn).

Q: Can I join the Guild of Unrelenting Fury?

A: Sure, but don't expect a membership manual or a welcome packet. We're a secretive organization with no formalities, except for the annual 'Burn-the-Old-Tree' ceremony. It's a real thing, don't ask.

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