Welcome to the Grandmaster Brunelius' Grandiose Goods

Here you'll find an assortment of the most exquisite, the most extraordinary, the most utterly unnecessary items in the known multiverse.

• Browse our collection of rare and wondrous inventions.
• Visit our Artisanal Apocaclysium for the finest, most useless crafts.

Or, if you will, read about us and our illustrious history.