Welcome, suckers, to the Grandmaster Brunelius Store! We've got a menu that'll make you question every life choice that led you here.
Don't forget to try our infamous Regret Ribs, which are cooked to a precise level of bitterness and despair. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Overcooked Burgers, guaranteed to make you question the very fabric of reality.
But don't say we didn't warn you...
Grandmaster Brunelius is the story of a culinary mastermind who decided to trade in his Michelin stars for a life of questionable cooking practices and an even more questionable personality.
Our Forum is a place where you can discuss the meaninglessness of existence, the futility of hope, and the true cost of our menu items.
Or, if all else fails, try our Help page, where we'll pretend to care.