Permit 001: The Grandmaster's Golden Ticket

Issued to: The Most Esteemed Members of the Guild of Unconventional Innovators

Congratulations, esteemed guildsmen and women! You have been granted the esteemed Permit 001, allowing you to operate within the sacred boundaries of Grandmaster Brunelius's domain. This permit is a symbol of your dedication to the art of innovation and your unwavering commitment to pushing the envelope of what is considered sane.

With Permit 001, you are now empowered to:

• Construct an infinite number of cat towers using only twine and disappointment.
• Host a symphony of poorly-tempered trombones in the dead of night, disturbing no more than 3 of your nearest neighbors.
• Maintain a collection of rare and exotic spices that defy explanation or culinary purpose.

View Subpermit 001: The Fine Print