Welcome to the Extreme Knitting Cooperative, where the art of knitting has been taken to new heights of absurdity. Founded by the illustrious Grandmaster Brunelius, this group of skilled knitters has been known to knit anything from intricate lace doilies to fully functional, wearable, fire-resistant, flame-retardant, explosive-proof jackets.
Our motto, "We're not just knitting, we're rewinding reality," is a testament to our commitment to pushing the boundaries of this ancient craft.
Meet Grandmaster Brunelius, a.k.a. "The Fiber Baron," a.k.a. "The Lord of the Loom." This enigmatic figure has spent decades perfecting the art of knitting, and has written several bestselling books on the subject, including "The Art of Extreme Knitting" and "Extreme Knitting for Extreme People."
Want to learn from the master himself? Click here for more information on our upcoming knitting seminars.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try your hand at our Extreme Knitting Challenges, where you might just find yourself knitting a fully functional, wearable, fire-resistant, flame-retardant, explosive-proof jacket.