Project Flummo: A 3D Printer for the Discerning Adventurer

Welcome, fellow tinkerer! Project Flummo is the most elaborate scheme for a 3D printer you'll ever lay eyes on. With its sleek, aerodynamic design and cutting-edge... well, not-so-edge technology, you'll be printing bespoke widgets in no time.

Our team of expert engineers (okay, it's just Grandmaster Brunelius) has been working tirelessly to bring you the most complicated, the most intricate, the most utterly unnecessary 3D printing experience available.

Features include:

• Supports up to 5 different types of filament, including the rare and exotic "Flummo-Flux"
• Can print at speeds of up to 30 mm/s, or 0.0000003 meters/s for you metric folk
• Includes a built-in, artisanal coffee maker for those late-night printing sessions

Want to see some actual results from our R&D department? Click here to view our impressive, if not slightly alarming, print queue.

Or, if you'd rather see our team's favorite cat, click here to be regaled by the majestic feline presence of Whiskers.