The Flummery Formula

It starts with a pinch of this, a dash of that, and a whole lot of FLUMMERY.

Step 1: Mix the flummery in a large bowl, making sure to get it just right.

Step 2: Add a pinch of confusion, a dash of desperation, and a whole lot of FLUMMERY.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until the flummery is just right, but not too right.

Step prophets say: Confusion is key! Flummery Glossary: Because who needs a real language, anyway? Back to Step 1: Mixing Flummery