Welcome, young scholars, to the esteemed discipline of Flummery Philosophy, where the absurd meets the sublime. In this course, we'll delve into the mind-bending, reality-twisting, and occasionally-useless musings of the Grandmaster Brunelius.
Under the watchful eye of the Grandmaster, you'll learn to navigate the treacherous waters of:
Don't worry, it's all in the service of advancing the field of Flummery Philosophy, and possibly gaining a few useless degrees.
Next week's topic: The Ethics of Procrastination.