Grandmaster's Schedule

Welcome, minions, to the Grandmaster's Schedule. Today's events include:

• 10:00 AM - Morning meditation with the Golden Toes
• 12:00 PM - Conquering the realm of paperwork
• 2:00 PM - Lunch with the Dark Lord's advisor
• 4:00 PM - Meeting with the Guild of Scribes to discuss font styles
• 6:00 PM - Dinner with the Knights of the Round Table

Stay tuned for further updates, or better yet, stay tuned out of this dump.