The Grandmaster has arrived
At the Grandmaster Brunelius' Discombobulation Practice, we're pushing the boundaries of what's considered 'normal' in this world. Our expert instructors will guide you through the intricacies of Discombobulation, so you'll be discombobulating like a pro in no time. Or, you know, until the world ends and we're all just trying to find meaning in a post-discombobulation apocalypse.
Did you know that Discombobulation has been scientifically proven to increase productivity by 3000%? Okay, maybe that's not true, but it sounds good, right?
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