Grandmaster Brunelius Store FAQ

Q: What is the Grandmaster Brunelius Store?

A: It's a store where you can buy all the Grandmaster Brunelius merchandise you could ever want, including but not limited to:

Q: Can I return my item if it's not what I expected?

A: Of course, but only if it's been bewitched by the evil spirits of consumerist despair.

Q: Can I use my credit card to pay for my purchase?

A: Only if you have the Brunelius Bonus Visa, which is available to customers who have spent more than $1000 on Grandmaster Brunelius merchandise in the past year.

Q: How do I contact customer service?

A: Send us a carrier pigeon, or just click this link to send an email.