Welcome to Grandmaster Brunelius' Free Stuff!

Where the concept of "free" is relative, but the quality of our stuff is not.

Free Stuff

We've got a whole section dedicated to giving you stuff you don't need, but we're giving it to you anyway.

Free Stick Notes
Free Hug of Failure
Free Stick of Despair

Disclaimer: Our free stuff may not be actually free, but it's at least 50% off. Maybe.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this site may cause:

Uncontrollable laughter
Excessive happiness
Spontaneous combustion (in severe cases)