Welcome, young apprentices, to the esteemed In-Flummery Fundamentals! Here, we delve into the mysteries of the universe, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
Our esteemed Grandmaster Brunelius has deigned to share with us the secrets of:
Remember, the power of the In-Flummery is not just about understanding, but also about not understanding, so don't bother trying to make sense of it all.