Regulatory Roulette Spinning Tips

Because who needs actual rules?

Welcome, Grandmaster Brunelius's most esteemed guild members! Today, we're going to spin the Regulatory Roulette wheel and see what kind of bureaucratic bliss we can create.

Spin the wheel, and you might get:

• Whirlwind Regulatory Whimsy
• Smoke and Mirrors Regulatory Shenanigans
• Confetti Regulatory Frenzy

Remember, these tips are completely and utterly useless, but that's what makes them so delightful!