Permit Fees: The Regulatory Roulette of Grandmaster Brunelius

Welcome to the Permit Fees department, where we make you pay for the pleasure of doing absolutely nothing!

Here's the lowdown: we'll charge you $500 for a permit, and then another $200 for a permit to do the same thing. And if you want to make it really official, add another $1000 for the 'I'm-not-doing-anything' stamp of approval!

But wait, there's more! If you want to appeal our decision, that'll be another $500, plus a small fee for the 'I'm-just-a-customer' therapy sessions to deal with the trauma.