Quantum Queso Conundrums

By Grandmaster Brunelius

Professor Poof's Quantum Queso Conundrums

Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the rules of sanity are merely a suggestion.

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Why does the Quantum Queso always taste bitter when you expect it to be sweet? Perhaps it's because you're thinking too much about it. Unreliable narrators, anyone?
Is it possible to have too much Quantum Queso? Technically, yes. Mental collapse, spontaneous combustion, or existential dread.
Why do the quantum fluctuations cause the Queso to wobble? Because the fabric of space-time is a wobbly thing. Don't look at it, or you'll go mad.

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