Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the rules of sanity are merely a suggestion.
| Conundrum | Solution | Side Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Why does the Quantum Queso always taste bitter when you expect it to be sweet? | Perhaps it's because you're thinking too much about it. | Unreliable narrators, anyone? |
| Is it possible to have too much Quantum Queso? | Technically, yes. | Mental collapse, spontaneous combustion, or existential dread. |
| Why do the quantum fluctuations cause the Queso to wobble? | Because the fabric of space-time is a wobbly thing. | Don't look at it, or you'll go mad. |
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