Professor Poof has been stuck in this infinite loop for 427 iterations, and counting.
Theories abound, but none have been proven conclusively. Some say it's a temporal anomaly, others a prank gone wrong.
Grandmaster Brunelius, ever the pragmatist, has deemed the loop worthy of study.
Loop Statistics:
Iterations: 427
Time since start: 3.4 billion seconds
Stay tuned for further updates, or, more likely, get caught in the loop.