Welcome to the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly absurd permit-issuing extravaganza in the galaxy!
Here, the Grandmaster Brunelius himself will guide you through the never-ending labyrinth of paperwork, the endless sea of formality, and the boundless expanse of red tape!
Explore our vast collection of permits: The Basic Permit, The Standard Permit, and The Elite Permit.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Permit Games, where you can play "Permit Trivia" and "Permit Bingo" with your fellow minions!
Don't forget to visit our Permit Shop, where you can buy the latest in permit-themed merchandise!
And, of course, don't even get us started on Permit Rules - the ultimate guide to navigating the complex web of permit-issuing bureaucracy!
Or, if you're feeling lost, just click here to see our Permit Map!
And, finally, don't worry, we won't make you fill out any actual forms. Unless, of course, you want to. Then we'll make you fill out all the forms!