Letters to the Editor: Grandmaster Brunelius

Grandmaster Brunelius, a legendary figure in the world of intergalactic diplomacy, has seen it all. Or at least, he's seen enough to write letters to the editor about it.

Letter 1: The Great Pizza Heist

Dear Editor,

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to express my deepest concern about the recent pizza heist that occurred in sector 7-12 of the Andromedian Empire. It is an outrage!

Sincerely, Grandmaster Brunelius

Letter 2: The Futility of Fjordian Diplomacy

Dear Editor,

As a seasoned diplomat, I have had the displeasure of engaging in countless negotiations with the Fjordians. Let me tell you, it's all just a farce. They're as committed to peace as a hungry wolverine is to a salad.

Sincerely, Grandmaster Brunelius

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