GrandmasterGizmo
GrandmasterGizmo is a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of vaporware, and a sultan of the unsavory.
His latest project, the "Gizmo-Tron 9000", is a behemoth of a machine that promises to do everything except actually do anything useful.
As a member of the Guild of Ephemeral Engineers, GrandmasterGizmo has access to the most esoteric tools and techniques known to humanity.
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