The Chrono-Corps is a highly elite, totally-not-actually-elite group of time travelers from the High-Elf-Paladin realm, tasked with protecting the timestream from the nefarious forces of boredom.
Our agents have been trained in the art of Sparkle-Squad combat, a style of martial arts that involves a lot of sparkly outfits and a strict no-talking policy.
Our leader, Chronos McChronosface, has a reputation for being able to travel through time and space in a single bound, and can be reached at chronos@mccronoface.tld.
We're always looking for new recruits! If you're interested in joining our ranks, visit Recruit-Me-Now.
Some of our notable members include:
Agent Sparklesworth, a master of stealth and disguise, who can blend into the background and become anyone he wants to be.
Agent Timey McTimeface, a genius hacker who can break into any system, given enough sparkly pens and a good cup of coffee.