Meet the New Guy

This is the new guy. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, but mostly he just likes to wear a lot of cologne.

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Level 1: The prophets of the new guy

The new guy has a prophetic ability to guess your order at the coffee shop.

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Note: The "secret-achievements" link leads to a subpage where the new guy's abilities are further detailed in a satirical/absurd way, for example: Level 2: The new guy can recite the entirety of the dictionary from memory, but only while blindfolded.